my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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