yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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