I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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