her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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