I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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