We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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