i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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