Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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