I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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