Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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