I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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