HIV tests are more positive than that guy
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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