then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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