yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
