im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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