why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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