Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If that was your dad, he is hot
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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