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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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