Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize