Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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