Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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