I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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