omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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