i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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