Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You're like the curious george of whores
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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