is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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