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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.

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  Doors?

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  Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.

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• (310): View more from California

  I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"

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• (407): View more from Florida

  i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem

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• (727): View more from Florida

  you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo

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• (315): View more from New York

  Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL

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• (716): View more from New York

  We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.

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