The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
it hurts more in the daytime
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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