non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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