I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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