Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
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Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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