how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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