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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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