Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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