I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
