i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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