Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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