super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Reggie can tackle my bush.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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