I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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