i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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