Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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