Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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