it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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