um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
40s are totally the cure
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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