So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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