You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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