Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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