But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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