i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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