woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
