So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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