You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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