shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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