I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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