That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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