When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
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we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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