There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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