Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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