Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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